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    The Concert, Thoughts and Men

    The concert was purdy good... Kyle Denton kicked things off with a SHITTY AMP and had to start again. For his first performance in front of the school, he fucking rocked; HE ROCKED OKAY! I got many erections from that kid...err..err...MEN! Next up, Jewboy, Callan and Nick joined him and performenced "On my Mind" and then "A bit of sunshine of your love". They were purdy farkin sweet, That collection of musicians go well.
     
    We [the Masters] were up next, and what other song but MASTER OF PUPPETS would be more appropriate for such an occasion? We made one, just one mistake, straight after the solo; but we had to fuck up somewhere. Zac, my pro photographer for the day recorded the soft part, instrumental, solo and outro into one video clip; it's sweet, and the little girls were screaming, THEY WERE SCREAMING! Ha. The second song we played was "Pure Massacre", we stuffed up the ending, but in general it was really good.
     
    The year 10's did "Enter Sandman" and "For Whom The Bell Tolls", with two singers..and no bassist. The musical side of it was good. I think Luke needs to remember that he isn't singing to a bunch of try-hard hardcore people. He needs to not be so...lame. One of the big things about performances is to know your audience and know what to do, and what not to do; take for example, the two girls who were dancing...Why the fuck did they do that AT A FUCKING SCHOOL!? Stupid if you ask me. But hey, I must be gay, WITH MEN!
     
    Well I have pictures to post, and studying to do. I hope you all enjoyed the concert, I liked performing. Hopefully there will be more next term. Feedback would be MOST appreciated; please?
     
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    Hit the lights

    BOO! That's right motherfuckers.
     
    Tomorrow is the day of performance; when us musicians and the sort go on stage and show off what we can do. Pity half the performers are really bad. I'm not knocking people who aren't good, I'm knocking people who aren't good but go around saying that they are. Well yeah... Tomorrow should be alright... Anyone who takes pics and shit, please email them to me or something creative like that.
     
    I'm finally almost caught up in Chemistry again, we did esterification today, interesting stuff; it smelled like nailpolish remover. MEN! The best advice I can give people who are going through year 11 and 12 is to KEEP UP TO DATE WITH YOUR WORK AND DO THE FUCKING HOMEWORK!
     
    My eyes don't want to stay open, I hate them.
     
    One of the year 11 'guitarists' [inverted commas because he is bad] was doing a movement resembling masturbating when the year 10's were jamming. I thought he was hitting on them, but no, he was insulting them. I said "FUCK YOU!" to him, really loudly, he replied with "I'll be right, thanks." Appropriate from the little penis master. Tomorrow the school will see just who is good at what. I will leave an entry about how the concert went, and who was good and who was bad. METAL UP YOUR ARSE!
     
    Ten days until Laura and I are together again.
     
    Coffee is your new master, OBEY YOUR MASTER!
     
     
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    Freedom no longer frees you

    Welly.
    Nothing interesting happened last week, at all; it makes me sad. On the weekend, my sister, Stacey came up from Newcastle to stay for the weekend. Though, I worked Saturday morning with dad [$90 isn't too shabby for 4 hours work though...], The majority of Saturday was spent with Stace, because she's cool. We [Stacey, Adam, Adam's girlfriend Holly and myself] went to the show on Saturday night, it was purdy cool, I got a new necklace with a groovy pendant on it; and I bought Stace a little glass dragon thingy for her car. It's super-cool. I saw a few old friends at the show, was purdy nice to catch up and stuff. Well yeah. Stace went back home to Newcastle with Adam, he is looking for some work there, and he hates Tamvegas, with obvious reasons.
     
    This Friday brings another concert to McCarthy's doorstep. I don't know if there is real reason for it except for money raising for Caritas. My band are doing Pure Massacre [by Silverchair], Master Of Puppets [by Metallica] and Unholy Confessions without vocals [by Avenged Sevenfold]. It will give us yet another opportunity to show that we, the year 12 band, are the masters of music in the school; neither the year 10 band nor the year 11 band can show us up. Mind you, they all suck except for Callan from year 10 and Nick from year 11.
     
    I see Laura in 13 days!! THIRTEEN! Booyah.
     
    This is the last full week of school work for us year 12's at McCarthy; Next Wednesday sees us being our half-yearlies. It seems a term has already caught up with us and has slipped past without us even knowing. Next term with pass by even faster and before we know it the HSC will be staring us down, waiting for us to enter that room where our futures supposedly lye. Most of the stress put onto us is some kind of mind-raping tactic the teachers use on you. I'm sure I can speak for most and say that if the teachers wern't up our arses all the time about how important the HSC is, the better we'd all go. Oh, I shouldn't say that should I, one of you random fucks will leave some shit about how wrong I am hey? If you got issues with what I have to say, fuck off or explain why. Don't just say something silly like "numetal geek".
     
     
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    Men!

    Double prac music today, you'd expect me to be happy. I'm not...I don't think we played well, at all. We don't seem to advance any further than what we are. Luke D sung Rose of Sharyn, it was fucking hilarious, and fucking bad.
     
    I see my Laura in 19 days...BOOYAH!!
     
    I have nothing to write about, my life has been boring. Somebody stab me or something, then I can have something to talk about.
     
     

    Breathe life, for you are not alone

    Today was the day where the year 12 band [my band] show the school our talent. BULLSHIT!
     
    The concert was supposed to have year 10/11 bands as the backing acts and us, the year 12 band as the main event. The year 11's opened it, the year 10's closed it. The year 11's played 3 songs, the year 10's played 2 songs. We played two songs.
     
    The year 11's started off with some song...did a semi-good job at it [if anyone actually KNOWS the song, please tell me]. Next up was us playing Israel's Son. We did a purdy awesome job I must admit. Then the year 11's came up again, playing some other semi-good song [once again, if you know the name, please tell]. Then the year 10 band stepped up to a Metallica Classic: For Whom The Bell Tolls. They did a moderately good job, I guess... Next was us again with Aerials, once agian, done like pro's. Then the year 11's came up to play another Metallica Classic: Fade To Black. THey did an alright job of it, even though THEY DIDN'T SAY THEY WERE GOING TO PLAY IT. They were orignally going to play Master Of Puppets, and I wasn't happy with that because I knew they were going to stab it. Next up was the year 10's with Unholy Confessions. They without a doubt...killed it. Jono and I have agreed that we will have to perform it at the next concert just to revive it. That was the end of the concert.
     
    The year 10 band need to rethink their positions. They have four guitarists-- their best is on drums and probably their worst on lead guitar. The rhythm guitarist is too busy trying to look like some 'rock star' than to play the songs properly.
     
    I was a performer at this concert, so the review will be second-rate so if anyone else does a review of the concert, please inform me and I'll check it out.
     
    We [the band] don't have a large songbase so I would really appreciate any suggestions you might have; we are a 'rock band' but play anything from heavy rock to metalcore. We don't play [new] punk, that isn't music, so don't bother suggesting songs from Simple Plan or Good Charlotte or anyone else of the kind, I will simply laugh at you along with the rest of the band.
     
    On another note: today was mufti day [because of St. Patrick's Day] and I wore cargo's that Laura bought me, the Slipknot shirt that Laura bought me, eyeliner, my black shoes and a hefty mohawk; I looked trendy.
     
    Well yeah...I enjoy comments, so gimme or DIE! ^_^
     
     
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    The torch knows all

    WoW...
    Last night McCarthy had a school social; the theme - Old Sk0ol...It was interesting, watching a bunch of teeny-boppers try sing rock music. Typical for the DJ to play basically only the most popular music; showing his true sense of...gayness. "Thunderstruck", "T.N.T." and "We Will Rock You" were the only 'old' songs played; though, Black Betty was played, THE FUCKING NEW ONE. Oh god I want to kill the DJ. Being a musician for over half of my life, I have a rough idea of the balance required in your sound system. The DJ had no middle or treble in comparison to the bass. His system couldn't handle it - the speakers were distorting and crackling because of his bad setup. I wish he was naked on my bed...WHAT?? I mean...hmmm...
     
    Tomorrow I'm playing at lunch with the band, and also the year 10 band apparently. We were told the other day and we've been given no time to practise. Luckily we have music right before lunch so we can have a quick rehersal of the songs we need. I'm not sure we [the band] have had enough practise with Kyle [the singer]. We know each others' capabilities and weaknesses but Kyle doesn't any where near as much so it might degrade the quality of our performances. This will be our first ever performance as a complete band.
    We are as follows:
    Kyle Denton - Vocals.
    Jono Copper - Bass [and possivle backup vocals].
    Nick Kennedy - Drums.
    Chris Herbert - Rhythm Guitar.
    Daniel Allen - Lead Guitar, Backup Vocals.
     
    Come one, come all... and witness magic.
     
     
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    We gotta take the power back

    Hello child.
    Yesterday I was at a LAN hosted at Nick's place. I rocked up there with my gear, and then raped his dog. Okay I didn't, his dog scares me. So yeah, Nick, Myself, The Late JC, Bentley, Zac, Timmy and One of Nick's mates' were there.
     
    A lot of the time, like a few hours...were spent trying to fix problems when we were looking in the wrong place. "Hey Zac, turn your firewall off."   "Yeah I just did that."   <45 minutes later>   "OH FUCKING FIREWALL!"  Meh, it was interesting, and I fixed a little <major> error with my graphics..[ silly GLU32.dll ]
     
    I've been feeling sick all throughout this long weekend, and it's starting to really annoy me. Today I did a few loads of dishes, played a little Tribes, watered the plants and...stabbed you! Your soul is now mine!
     
    I'm liking the addition to my collection of compositions, it's a love-song [inspired obviously by my beautiful Laura..I LOVE YOU!] I might post the lyrics later, when the song is completed. Until then...Go die.
     
    I've been watching The Biggest Loser of late, it's really interesting to watch a group of people chose between their loves and $200,000. The blue team [what used to be the blue team] are hypocrites; they were all sad when something happened that they could not control or fight, straight after those people themselves had put someone else in that exact situation. It is a reflection of society of today. Some seek justice, others just want the rewards and will use anything/anyone to get there but bitch if anything goes against their way.
     
    I was also on this person' MSNSpace where she dedicated it to Simple Plan, like, nothing didn't relate to Simple Plan basically. It's hilarious watching the Simple Plan lovers try to argue with the Simple Plan haters. Cracks me up. I put a few little comments in and a girl who claimed that she is gothic, which means she doesn't like Simple Plan [according to herself] threatened me. I'm curious as to what she thinks she will do to me. It'd be hilarious to watch some little xcore goffffff try to fight me; it'd be even more hilarious to see the shit she likes.
     
    Ahh the joys of life...
     
    I drink too much coffee, if you don't drink it, don't start. It sucks you in and traps you, fucking you into submission! Okay maybe not 'fucking' as such..but you get me...IN MY PANTS!!
     
    Well yeah, I should go now before I start licking my speakers...Comments/Questions/Abuse/Opinions are more than welcome...THEY'RE EXPECTED MOTHERFUCKER!!
     
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    Thrust upon me, my child

    When I was talking with this guy today, and he was let down when I told him some of my favourite bands, calling me mainstream. Think about this for a second: Why is a lot of mainstream music mainstream? Because it is popular. Why is it bad to like music that a lot of other people like? There isn't a think wrong with it. I have liked Metallica since I was knee-high to a grass hopper. I'm not following any bullshit trend that says "metal is the biz" now am I? NO! I like music that isn't mainstream, but not a lot simply because most of it is crap to listen to.
     
    He then went on and asked me what I wear as in, clothes; I thought he was hitting on me, unfortunately no. After telling him I wear eyeliner and nailpolish with either dark clothing or band shirts, he called me emo. Am I emo? Think about this for a moment...Let's all ponder...HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA NO. I hate emo people, they should cut themselves properly and kill themselves, pathetic bastards.
     
    Throughout our lovely conversation, he kept bitching to me about how he is poor so I did the logic thing and suggested for him to get a job; he replied by telling me he is too lazy to work. Now I find that a load of shit. If you're going to bitch about being poor, get a job, or at least TRY to get a job. The same as that STUPID emo statement about them slitting their own throats and bleeding on your shirt and theyd apologise. GOD I HATE IT! I wanna stab any emo, the thing is, I'll do a proper job.
     
    On a more nice note, I've been writing a soft song, for Laura. It's good so far I believe, I just now have to learn to sing. haha. MEN.
     
    Tomorrow I should be going to Nick's place for a LAN to pwn some n00b bitches. Even though I don't play games, ever. Ahh well...MEN!!
     
    My back hurts, from gardening yesterday, and I should get off the net before I get in trouble. Ahh well. Touch me.
     
    I also need coffee, you will supply me with some or you will taste the wraith of a...thrust from God...yes..that'll do.
     
    Okay well yeah I'm going to do some more housework, to keep the parents happy. I will post later about the pwnage tomorrow. By the way, if you're an emo, please complain to me before you cut yourself more. Tell me about why you do it and you can't say because you like the pain because that's one of those "I'm not gay, I just fuck gay guys" comments. But yeah, I really don't like emo people. But they won't do anything, they'll apologise to me for some shit hey...then they'll go cut themselves more. Fuckers.
     
     
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    The cheese machine will dominate all

    Dear...MSN Blog entry?
    Nobody seems to read my blogs, how sad.
    On Thursday Kisani put my hair into horns, 2 hours later the school made me wash them out because they were considered "Satanic". Funny isn't it; I put horns in my hair and they perceive it as Satanic so I have to wash them out, what if I was going for a 'raging bull' look? Fuckers.
     
    Today I did lots of housework, I cleaned the shower, did some mowing, some more mowing, some whipper-snipper-ing, weeding, planting..plants and poisioning weeds. Yay, I'm sunburned. Speaking of which, I better tell Laura!! Okay done. She said that I will get more of a tan, I need a tan, I'm skinny little white man at the moment. And now she has stolen my skin. Ahh well. You get  that.
     
    I need more coffee AND YOUR SOUL!
     
    I see Laura soon...*jumps and hits his head* HAHAHAH BENTLEY!!
     
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    The First Book Of Satan: The Infernal Diatribe

    (FIRE)

    THE BOOK OF SATAN

    THE INFERNAL DIATRIBE

    The first book of the Satanic Bible is not an attempt to blaspheme as much as it is a statement of what might be termed "diabolical indignation". The Devil has been attacked by the men of God relentlessly and without reservation. Never has there been an opportunity, short of fiction, for the Dark Prince to speak out in the same manner as the spokesmen of the Lord of the Righteous. The pulpit-pounders of the past have been free to define "good" and "evil" as they see fit, and have gladly smashed into oblivion any who disagree with their lies - both verbally and, at times, physically. Their talk of "charity", when applied to His Infernal Majesty, becomes an empty sham - and most unfairly, too, considering the obvious fact that without their Satanic foe their very religions would collapse. How sad, that the allegorical personage most responsible for the success of spiritual religions is shown the

    least amount of charity and the most consistent abuse - and by those who most unctuously preach the rules of fair play! For all the centuries of shouting-down the Devil has received, he has never shouted back at his detractors. He has remained the gentleman at all times, while those he supports rant and rave. He has shown himself to be a model of deportment, but now he feels it is time to shout back. He has decided it is finally time to receive his due. Now the ponderous rulebooks of hypocrisy are no longer needed. In order to relearn the Law of the Jungle, a small, slim diatribe will do. Each verse is an inferno. Each word is a tongue of fire. The flames of Hell burn fierce . . . and purify! Read on and learn the Law.

     

     

    THE FIRST

    BOOK OF

    SATAN

     

    1. In this arid wilderness of steel and stone I raise up my voice that you may hear. To the East and to the West I beckon. To the North and to the South I show a sign proclaiming: Death to the weakling, wealth to the strong!

    2. Open your eyes that you may see, Oh men of mildewed minds, and listen to me ye bewildered millions!

    3. For I stand forth to challenge the wisdom of the world; to interrogate the "laws" of man and of "God"!

    4. I request reason for your golden rule and ask the why and wherefore of your ten commandments.

    5. Before none of your printed idols do I bend in acquiescence, and he who saith "thou shalt" to me is my mortal foe!

    6. I dip my forefinger in the watery blood of your impotent mad redeemer, and write over his thorn-torn brow: The TRUE prince of evil - the king of slaves!

    7. No hoary falsehood shall be a truth to me; no stifling dogma shall encramp my pen!

    8. I break away from all conventions that do not lead to my earthly success and happiness.

    9. I raise up in stern invasion the standard of the strong!

    10. I gaze into the glassy eye of your fearsome Jehovah, and pluck him by the beard; I uplift a broad-axe, and split open his worm-eaten skull!

    11. I blast out the ghastly contents of philosophically whited sepulchers and laugh with sardonic wrath!

    And Justice For All...

    Galapagos Duck are FUCKING AWESOME! Well, awesome for anyone with any taste in music. The structure of all of their songs are the same, but the technicality of the music is incredible. The bassist/double bassist used a 6-string 24 fret bass, fucking awesome. They all played 2 or more instruments, except for the drummer unless you call vocals an instrument; yes, the drummer sung. I used to like Jazz, now I love it; couldn't listen to a whole CD of it though, still all good.
     
    Coffee is right here, on my desk, taunting me, so I drink it, drink it all up...YUMMMMMMMMM....I'm not sure I even like the taste of coffee, but it's a habbit that I'm stuck in so fuck it.
     
    I've been writing some more music of late, inspired by nothing much, one of the songs is purdy sweet, and the one in the making is very abstract indeed. Ahh well, different things are usually good I guess? I'll go with it.
     
    In a little over a month, I'll be with me Laura!! YAAY!!!!
     
    Well yeah, I have no idea what to write, and I have to go and peel potatoes for mum, so I'm off.
     
     
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    To eternity

    Hello all.
    Well, it's been like, a week since my last entry..shocking I know.
     
    This week saw me change my hair:
    Monday - regular; Tuesday - part down the middle; Wednesday - mohawk; Thursday - comb-over; Friday - twin-mohawk.
    On Tuesday, a few people noticed and didn't care. Wednesay, virtually everyone noticed, and also, because it was Ash Wednesday, I went to church with it. HA. Thursday most people laughed at me, fuckers, I don't care, it's all in the name of fun. On Friday a lot of people seemed to accept the fact that I'm doing random shit with my hair. If anyone has suggestions for next week, tell me...or die.
     
    On Wednesday I showed one of the year 7 Creative Arts a few things on guitar, they enjoyed it. On Thursday I basically took over the class for the other year 7 Creative Arts class and showed them more on the guitar. It was all good. I am going to try and get a lunchtime or two in the music room so I can teach them the basics of guitar, to help them learn. If anyone wants to either help me teach, or wants to learn, just tell me and I'll see what I can do for ya'll.
     
    Tonight I'm going to see Galapagos Duck, an Australian Jazz band. I will tell you about that probably in an entry tomorrow or something.
     
    Stay true to yourselves, eat some ham.
     
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